Suffering only a slightly cut thumb, some random scrapes and bruises on my arms, and some odd sticky goop in my hair, I managed to install a new kitchen faucet today. Of course there was the obligatory run to the hardware store for another part (this time a feed line for the dishwasher) and an unexpected discovery (I don't think my condo has a master water shut-off valve), but it all got done in the end. Now, after 3 years, I can finally fill the Brita pitcher without contortions! I wasn't able to replace the stop valves as I intended because of the lack of a way to turn off the water to the whole place, but they are still functional if a little corroded. I'll get to them eventually. Anyway, now I can enjoy a leak free (so far!) kitchen.